Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz are going to be in some movie this summer, and there's a scene where he's got sunglasses on, and he's riding a Ducati motorcycle, and she's sitting in front of him with her legs around his waist, shooting two pistols over his shoulder.

I can't really put into words just how tired, how exhausted this photo made me the first time I saw it. People have been making movies for about a hundred and twenty years--haven't we gotten past this? How can anyone look at that picture and honestly get exited in any way about what they're looking at? Is everyone a god damn moron but me?